I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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