ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Is it penis luge time yet?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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