Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.

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(440): View more from Ohio

well look at the bright side

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maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again

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(740): View more from Ohio

Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night

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(606): View more from Kentucky

he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.

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(540): View more from Virginia

my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed

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(804): View more from Virginia

stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.

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