No more Irish car bombs ever.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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