I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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