This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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