i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
my poor anus
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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