Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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