Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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