the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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