Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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