Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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