Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
