You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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