I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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