We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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