That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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