So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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