but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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