If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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