do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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