Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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