in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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