What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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