if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
He kissed a someone with a penis
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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