he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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