oh god the rape fog is back!
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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