Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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