Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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