is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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