I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
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