I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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