i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I am one with the molecules
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
