That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
you traded sex for a burrito?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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