i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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