That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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