No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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