She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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