So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
It's never too late to be topless.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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