their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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