Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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