White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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