: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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