Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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