i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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