Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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