Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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