you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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