love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Randomize
