talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I'm really busy with my period
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