There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Randomize
